Reasons why my friend Sarah is a fatass

Life Lesson, No 6 - 

Is this really a lesson?

Let's make it one:  How not to be a Fatass.

This is done with permission from Sarah.  In fact it was encouraged by her.  Here we go.

Some background.  Last night was the Rifa International Welcoming party for the ryuugakuseitachi.  The day before that was my birthday.  I got some good pictures of Sarah eating food, and then we started talking about Sarah being a fatass.  She started going through a list of why she was a fatass, and we came up with five reasons.  So we ran through a list of five reasons why Sarah is a fatass.

We all live in the dorm by the way.

1. Sarah keeps a nice box of snacks behind her chair in her room for when she's on the computer and doesn't feel like getting up to search for food.  She doesn't even get out of her chair.
   
2. She weighs herself multiple times to make sure the machine isn't trolling her and that her weight is accurate.
   
   
3. She wants other people's food even when she still has her own.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
4. She fights other people for said food.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
5. A first year Japanese college student told her she should join dance to shed a few pounds.
   
   
   

These are not actually serious by the way.  She doesn't actually eat THAT much.  And she's probably not as bad a she says she is with the snacks either.  Though the first year did actually say that, look at her.  If she lost any more weight she would vanish!

Anyways, hope you enjoyed the Friday lesson of the week this time.  As for the lesson.

The key is, do the opposite of what is listed here.  (Except for joining dance.....that's something you should do)

Ciao for Nao~